bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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