Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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