I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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