; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
