mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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