Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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