I wanna bring you to show and tell
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
