There is no way he is gay with that hair.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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