He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just want nice things and good sex
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ladies don't puke and tell
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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