do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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