You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
