So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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