I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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