when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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