I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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