I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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