Don't you send me to vm
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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