Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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