the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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