i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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