she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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