I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
