Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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