none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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