this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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