did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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