I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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