I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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