hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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