He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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