I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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