i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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