You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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