normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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