I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
