In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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