why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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