We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
They left me at home... I'm a liability
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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