he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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