i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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