Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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