Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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