There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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