new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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