Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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