Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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