its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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