You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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