I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Are my feet made of real feet?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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