can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did I show you my penis last night?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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