My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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