oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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