Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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