yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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